A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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a potato flew around my room

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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