- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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