A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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banana

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Bean.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Anti Joke

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