- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Hi? No!!!!!

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

I was born.

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