- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did I get raped

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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