- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A black man in a country bar.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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