- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

womens rights to vote

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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