What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Womens rights

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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