Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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see ya

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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