How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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girls basketball

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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IU football

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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no

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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