- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Where's my tractor?

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

An asian without a future.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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