Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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