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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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