- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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