How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Chinese drivers.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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