- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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