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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision