- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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