You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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hipsters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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WNBA

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Jerry.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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lol a man is drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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