Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Zach Barlow

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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