- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

fack me in the ace! CC

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Penal Dysfunction

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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