Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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