What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

this girl died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

God is real

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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