What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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My tractor broke down.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Snooki

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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BOOBALANBOO

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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