- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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