- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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