Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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