- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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