Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

when debbie meets downer

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Lil Wayne

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Well educated black man.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Gorden Brown.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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