- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Knock knock. Come in.

Women's rights.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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