A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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