They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

why does column have a letter n?

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what's worst than being gay? being black

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

? I hate niiggers ?

Toaster

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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