- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??