- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

your father died

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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