What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A black man in a country bar.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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