What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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poo is yummy

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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penis hehehehe

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Anti Joke

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