Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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#scabbers

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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hello

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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