- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

poop is very very yummy.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

The Pope

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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