There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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