- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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