- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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