- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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