milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

matty russel are you on here

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Women.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

girls basketball

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

47

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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