A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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1 Jew XD

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Soccer...

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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knock, knock come in

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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