- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

You're Adopted.

A: B: No pun intended.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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