Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

hey guys what's up?

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Welcome To Facebook

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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