PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

your mother hates you

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Straight men can be bronies.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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