- Anti Joke

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

alston wang

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Pickles

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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