Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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K.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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