- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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