Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Shut the cork up!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I had sex. Just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

thumb_up thumb_down

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

thumb_up thumb_down

matt f stupid because no one likes him

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops