How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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