Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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bum sex lol

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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