What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Michael Brown

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

my namew is jd

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

bitches be crafty.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

where are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Wombat monkey juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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