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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Vagina ass.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

poo

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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