- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Their, they're, there You're, your

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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