why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

*you're

Women's rights...

you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

The Bible

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