one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Comedy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Republicans

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Woman.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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