- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Chicken penis.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

I like pom

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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