dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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How do you spell eight? 8

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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.....Carrot Top....

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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