- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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