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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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