- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Michael Brown

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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