knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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