- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Michael Brown

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Niki Minaj's ass

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What just hit my face? The floor

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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